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Indian missionaries head to the West

Christianity came to the Indian shores due to the missionary activities of the Europeans. Many decades down the line, now India sees itself on the other side of the table and is sending the largest contingent of Catholic nuns and priests to the West to carry out missionary activities there.

India, which has been traditionally considered as a country which received missionaries from the West, is now sending the largest number of missionaries abroad,” said Fr Mani Mekkunnel of CRI.This interesting information came up at the recently held National Consultation on Indian missionaries to other countries, which was organised by Catholic Bishops Council of India  and Conference of Religious India.

At present Indian clergy is active in around 166 nations  as the rest of the world copes with a severe shortage of missionaries. There are over  6,543 religious sisters,  226 diocesan priests, 1,940 religious priests and 159 religious brothers from different parts of the country including Kerala working in various foreign countries. Apart from missionary activities, they serve as priests in local churches while others run charitable institutions and hospitals.

 

Pay your bills on the move

Gone are the days when people used to stand in serpentine lines to remit  the payments of their phone or electricity bills. Many a time, customers  find it difficult to reach their  work places on time after these errands as the staff in the counters fail to turn up at the dot of time! Now the users can pay their bills, get the bill details and payment date details through their mobile phones as the  M-governance is being extended to more services like Kerala Water Authority, Kerala State Electricity Board and Kerala State Financial Corporation. Already, the motor vehicles department is using this mobile alert based information service where the users can access the details of the vehicle if the registration number is known.

However, the role of M-governance will not replace the existing system but will act as a supplement to e-governance  to bridge the digital divide between rural and urban areas. In addition, a range of facilities including the complaint registration system at Kerala Women’s Commission, helpline and information system for Sabarimala pilgrims bus timings of KSRTC, mobile ticket reservation at Kerala State Film Development Corporation theatres and timber auction alerts at Forest Department  have also been introduced. As Kerala moves a step closer to paperless transactions with these smart services, booking your movie ticket or paying the electricity bills have become as simple as a few clicks! Well, that is what we all call smart living!

The other side of New year revelry

New Year celebrations in Kerala often boil down into ostentatious show of pomp and   money power. New Year revelry is all about fast music, wild dance, DJs and drinks for many.  However behind the glitter and the glamour of the New year revelry there were some dark moments that would leave us all ashamed.

The merry making males went overboard after downing a few hard drinks when they tried to molest the  North Indian bar girls in the New Year parties in a three star hotel in Cochin. The staff and managers of several hotels had a difficult time shielding the girls from the straying hands of the spirited revelers.

In the city of Cochin alone,  878 cases were registered of which 568 were for drunk driving, wrong parking etc while  200  cases were booked for public boozing and a few related to clashes among party revelers.  The city malls were  jam packed with young revelers who shouted and sang all night that kept the families off.

The tourist hub of Fort Kochi also bore the brunt of the great carnival. Heaps of plastic containers of take away food  parcels , decorative stuff, and loads of empty liquor bottles that remain mute testimonies of the drinking habits of Malayalees were all strewn around carelessly.  It is paradoxical that as we become more educated we  turn  insensitive to everything around us including the less fortunate souls.  It is high time that we pick up the art of celebrating special events without causing nuisance to others and littering public places !

2011- A round up of events in Kochi

As the city of Cochin  is getting ready to usher in the  New Year, it is time to look back at some of the major milestones in the city calender. The year 2011 has been of mixed fortunes for this city with a fair share of good and bad events. With a slew of innovative projects like the Metro rail and ROBs on the anvil, the business capital of Kerala indeed can look forward to some brighter and prosperous days ahead.

IPL brings cricket fever to Cochin.   

The Indian Premier League’s tryst with the city of Cochin  brought in cheers and frenzy among the the die hard fans of cricket . Though it made an unceremonious exit  just after a season,The T 20 extravaganza offered a few memorable  moments to the cricket lovers of Kerala in the form of well fought live matches in Jawaharlal Nehru International Stadium.  The star studded team of the now defunct Kochi tuskers Kerala had some of the well known faces of international cricket who played along the home grown talents of the State including P Prashanth , Raiphi Vincent Gomez and Prashanth Parameswaran , which was quite inspiring for the cricketing fraternity.

Kochi goes global with ICTT Vallarpadam
With the inauguration of  The International Container Transshipment Terminal (ICTT) Vallarpadam in February 2011, Kochi became an international logistics hub in the  elite league of maritime trading nations.  Touted as one of the most modern ports, Kochi will be a preferred choice for traders all over the world for its quick cargo handling facilities and would pose a tough challenge to  many other nearby ports like Colombo, Singapore and Dubai. However the internal squabbles between SEZ and customs officials and the  high loading and unloading costs have put ICTT in a hard spot now.

Vyttila Mobility Hub
Though  the much hyped Vyttila Mobility hub has failed to bring in much respite from the traffic congestion, it could give shape to a long pending plan to have  an integrated transit terminal in the  city. The hub has been designed as a converging point for all public transportation modes including long distance buses, metro rail and inland water transport. At present the hub serves as a  bus station for both city and long distance buses.

Apple A Day -  One of the biggest real estate frauds in the State
Kochi will be  rounding off 2011 on a sour note  of the apple a day scam.  In what could be termed as one of the biggest real estate frauds in the state of Kerala , a Kochi based company ‘Apple-A-Day Properties’ reportedly swindled a staggering amount of 100 crore from buyers which included 125 Indian expatriates in the Middle East.   Now the cases are pending and the Kerala State Legal Services Authority has appointed an advocate to mediate the disputes between the investors and the company directors and to arrive at a possible solution.

With the count down for the New Year celebrations  already started , we at Karma Kerala wish all our patrons and well wishers all over the world Merry Christmas and a prosperous and happy New Year .

Christmas festivities dampened by the dam woes

Christmas in Kerala has always been a special occasion for all Keralites who celebrate every festival with fervour and zeal irrespective of their castes or creed. For most Malayalees, Christmas is not all about cookies, carols, cakes and wine but well cherished moments of family holidays and tours. Probably Malayalees have evolved to be one of the most touring populace in India these days, in a notable shift of habits of the yore . With a larger disposable income in hand and an urge to live life King size, Keralites make use of their holidays to the most.

However , the  raging dam controversy , which has unleashed many violent incidents and unsavoury road blockades and political gimmicks on either side of the Kerala and Tamilnadu borders, has created  a smoke screen of mistrust and fear. As there had been isolated instances of stone pelting on the Kerala vehicles crossing the Tamil Nadu border and vice versa, people are not willing to take risk. This could mean that most of them would be forced to  put off their holidays till the  murky Mullaperiyar  dam situation is  brought under control. Considering the fact that even private vehicles are not spared by the miscreants, holiday makers are virtually grounded without any options to move out of their cities.

In cities like Cochin ,the revelers will have late night party options, dance , special dinners and festivities apart from the elaborate ritual of downing a heady dose  of liquor, which remains the  most popular party activity in Kerala.  On the occasion of Christmas, the festival of compassion and love , let us  set aside the differences and work towards a feasible option to solve this nagging dam controversy, which if left unattended will have  a spate of long term repercussions on either side. Let us welcome the New Year of 2012 with smile and peace by celebrating brotherhood and empathy!

For further Reading : A compilation of Christmas and New Year articles

Exorbitant fares robbing off the charm of a Tuk Tuk ride

Auto rickshaw, the  small three-wheeled 3-seater taxi painted black and yellow, popularly known as  tuk tuk, is not only a rage among tourists but also among the local travelers as a handy and cheap travel option over short distances. There are many  city dwellers who depend on autos to travel to and fro their workplaces and homes, to drop their school going kids or to go about their daily shopping errands. Auto is cheaper than taxi and is a good option to inch your way through the crowded streets of cities like Kochi where traffic snarls are the order of the day. The city roads would have been so different but for these noisy vehicles  that  come to our aid when we are stuck up at the middle of no where!

Simple and swift, these breezy vehicles are well suited  to travel even through narrow  roads, and it is difficult to spot a road in Kerala where autos don’t ply!  Decked up in floral garlands and the pictures of an array of gods and goddesses every auto oozes an innate local flavour. The sprawling open windows on both sides would allow you to take a peek at the  sights and sounds around unlike in a sealed air conditioned cab. Much to the delight of the tourists, most of the auto drivers  double up as travel guides and  explain about the various tourist attractions on the way as the vehicle winds its way further down the road.

This  converted scooter, built to carry two to three people, is indeed a convenient travel option over a short distance that too at a small fee. However the charm of these handy transport options are being overly marred by the growing complaints of  auto drivers fleecing the commuters, refusing to go on short trips, plying without meters and behaving rudely to the customers among many others. Though the shadow police do take the erring drivers into custody, it has not done anything to solve the city travel woes of the hapless commuters.

However, this does not mean that all of them are bad. There are  auto drivers who comply with meter readings and offer a helping hand to the ailing and the aged travelers; however the bad reputation brought in by a majority of them, will remain as a blotch on the popularity of this handy public transport option that is  a boon for budget travelers.

Thin girls Vs full-figured damsels (part I)

The argument continues! A snappy survey in Karma Kerala office was held in a bid to know whether men prefer slim or curvaceous female frames. In this interesting game, the men  grouped themselves into two teams,  supporting and opposing  this cause!
Times have changed ; however men’s outlook about feminine beauty hasn’t.  Well at least that is what the result of this game revealed ! A sizable number of men preferred a femme fatale with ample curves  in lieu of a very lean or famished figure.

The men who prefer full bodied figurines have their own  justifications to back their point.

  • Let us start in the reverse chronological order and go back to the olden times. Most of the Indian goddesses  flaunt a full figure to die for, the masterpieces of many classic painters like Ravi Varma portray voluptuous  ladies and these wall frames are  grabbed for a fortune in auction halls even today!
  • The Indian movie industry, the largest of its type in the world often has been the harbinger of the latest trends. It had  set off a frenzy by introducing many actresses who are bestowed with the most desirable figures. It is not by chance that a majority of well known Indian heroines like Madhuri Dixit, Kajol, Hema Malini , Sree vidya  and  Vidya Balan  among many others are full bodied.  The sensuous Shakeela whose mere screen presence could pump up  heart beats of many men became a trend setter  in Malayalam film industry, which in itself is a proof that  men adore sensuality.
  • The wedding snaps of the  famous American actress, Kim Kardashian, well known for her sexy curves was sold  for a staggering  $1.5 Million, which shows that the curves are always in hot demand!

Let’s admit it, the genes in males are made to appreciate sensuous beauty.Smitten by their erotic charm, one of our Malayalam poets had even sang that  gold  and feminine beauty could  give you  a heart burn! :P

Now coming back to the terra firma from epics and poems!

  • When a man  starts looking for a life partner, the first thing he insists is that the prospective bride should be full figured and not  very lean. Whether you like it or not, even the TV ads of  body enhancing tonics blare out that  lean girls are NOT in  demand in matrimonial circuits!
  • Often well built  body types are associated with fertility , health and  sex appeal.  After all who doesn’t want his wife to be a crowd puller in a gathering?
  • Most of the Indian dresses are designed to accentuate the curves of a full feminine frame. The typical Kerala attire of set mundu is best carried off  by full bodied females; and very often lean frames look miserable in most of the Indian costumes (Men say they will look like “ a stick dressed in a cloth ” ).
  • Most men  even have the opinion that if a lady has to wear traditional heavy jewelery, she should  have a healthy body.
  • These men unanimously say, if they have to balance the weight while travelling on a bike, a full figured wife is a must :) Or else, if a strong wind wipes past, chances are that she might fly off and the rider  can lose control.
  • Last but not the least , all  men who support  healthy , full bodied females say in chorus that only such girls can discharge their domestic chores easily  and can  be  perfect home makers!

When the stories of cat walking skinny girls who collapsed on the ramp  are going viral in the media, don’t you think that these men do have a strong point to their credit?   

Thin girls Vs full figured damsels (part lI)

Here you have another version from my male colleagues who prefer slim belles-  Here is what I have for lean women- a compilation of responses from them.

 So why slim is always in:

Angelina Jolie, Katrina, Kareena, Priyanka Chopra, Shilpa Shetty or for that matter take any leading film star today- and there is one thing in common -they are all thin. And yes, there is Kerala’s very own Kavya Madhavan who saw a steep decrease in her fan-base once she put on weight (Of course people still love her for her acting skills and her beautiful face but definitely her figure does not receive much appreciation today).

One guy cited: Thin women can become models if they want to and if they don’t want to, can look like one and win complements. What’s even better; looking thin gives an impression that you work-out (even if you have not been) and live a healthy lifestyle.

Men love thin women and women themselves like being thin. So being thin obviously means that you can enjoy advising fat women who come up to you for advices on how to lose weight.

Ha, another guy had a funny fact: No lift-man will ever refuse to accommodate you on a lift. After all you are just a few extra kilos.

You can manage to sit in a small space in a crowded bus or train.And getting seats on our Indian buses and trains is definitely not child’s play.
“They can also be easily accommodated at the rear of my bike” said another guy.

Hmm, another soft comment: No one will ever corner you asking ‘Please donate blood’. And no one will ever refuse to donate you blood in case you are in need.

This is interesting : Women are known for multi-tasking. Being thin allows you to move faster and get things done. One minute you are downstairs attending your son, and the next minute you are back in the kitchen. Needless to say you can fit into a small kitchen and do the chores easily.

A guy with a sportive mind stated: Thin women excel in sports and can play any game of their choice.

The mention of ‘Full-figured’ girls and the guys panic, thinking its an expensive affair. He will have to afford her  gym, quality and quantity of food and fetch clothes of her unique sizes”. Ok, point taken.

Unlike girls who struggle a lot to lose weight (because not only guys, majority of girls do not like looking fat), thin girls can be free from gym sessions, and fitness regimes, get to relax and spend their time hogging food.

Ah, thats a point from the group: Miniskirts, shorts, nice and cut-hot trends, capris and bikinis – thin girls look the best in them! Another benefit, yes you can save a lot of money when you get to sew two sets of dress from a single piece of cloth.

All, from the group had the same view: They like their ladies to be in shape and look young and thin women always look younger than their age. With many men working out to have an athletic body today, a slim women will always be their favorite. Guys love to carry their slim women in their arm, and every time he does that it ignites romance. So the chances of lifting becomes a daily affair, and the women obviously loves it. One of my male colleagues was of the opinion that women put on weight after marriage so he wanted to keep that trouble post-marriage, so for the time being he would prefer a slim girl.

 All this said, be it fat or thin, women are always beautiful the way they are!

Sabarimala pilgrims choose to fly in to seek divine blessings

If  the rise in the number of Sabarimala pilgrims flying in to Kerala is any indication, it is quite possible that we may have an exclusive counter to cater to the devotees in the airport soon. In a dramatic change in the travel patterns adopted, Sabarimala pilgrims  from the neighbouring states of Tamilnadu, Karnataka and Andhra Pradesh seem to have opted for  air travel to reach Kerala. Most of them have chucked out the once popular modes of transports including rail and road transportation. Typically,  the annual pilgrimage to Sabarimala would be an elaborate and well planned trip for the devotees that might extend to 3-4 weeks at times. Most of the groups  used to depend on hired mini buses or taxis to reach this remote  divine destination. Often they bring along gas cylinders, provision and vegetables and cook their own meals as they travel covering all the major temples enroute to Sabarimala.

However , at present most of the pilgrims prefer to complete the darshan and return home as early as possible and it has caused a steady increase in the number of pilgrims taking the flight to Kerala. As per the figures of the Travel agents and airline officials, there has been a rise of over 10 percent in the  number of Ayyappa devotees using Cochin airport.

The over crowded trains, the difficulty in procuring train tickets and the negligible  difference between train and flight fare  are some of the major factors that make the pilgrims opt for flights. For instance while a  Chennai-Kochi II A/C tickets would cost  Rs 1,300, airfares start from Rs 2,000  and the best part is that the pilgrims from the South Indian metros can reach Kochi  in over an hour by air . Most low cost airlines offer 5-10% discount on group bookings for ten or more passengers apart from extending facilities like check-in for connection flights and group check-in for a group, which the  Sabarimala pilgrims find quite useful.

Thus a devotee from  Karnataka or Andhra Pradesh can return home after his pilgrimage in 2-3 days as  against the arduous Sabarimala pilgrimage of the yesteryears  mostly on foot through the jungle tracks that could extend to a week or more!

Afghanistan turns the hottest job destination for Keralites

The bleak images of the war torn country of Afghanistan where bomb blasts, air strikes and trails of destruction have become part of every day life wont make it the best place to look for a job for anyone for sure! However for the cheeky Malayalis, it has become the hottest job destination after the Middle East boom. There is a classic joke that even if someone lands in the moon, he will find a Malayali tea shop owner there! Many a time, it is  not just a figment of imagination but  hard truth as the overzealous labour force of Kerala are more than willing to take chances for a better future.

The hefty pay packets and the massive reconstruction activities in Afghanistan are tempting the employees from the distant land of Kerala to try out their luck here. Many international companies have already set up businesses there, which has opened up numerous openings for the semi skilled labour force comprising of   electricians, plumbers, welders, mechanics, masons and carpenters among others. While the US companies prefer cheap labour from Kerala, the labourers too find the deals better than the packages offered in the Middle East.

Iraq is the other war-torn country, which has seen a large scale arrival of Kerala labourers thanks to one of the best salary packages on offer. Now that there is a change of guard at Libya where  Colonel Gaddafi who had ruled Libya with an iron hand for many decades has been replaced, a total revamp of infrastructure and developmental activities are expected there.

It is estimated that over 50 lakh Keralites work outside India, of which Saudi Arabia alone employs over 20 lakh Malayalis. An accurate data of Malayalees working in Iraq and Afghanistan is not available as they are often hired from the Middle East, often flouting emigration rules and keeping the Indian Embassy at dark. Instances where  labourers are  duped by bogus recruiting agencies too are not uncommon,as there is not much awareness  of the recruitment process to these countries. However , none of these incidents  seem to dampen the spirit of the Malayalees who are more than willing to take a risk to get the biggest pie of the employment opportunities. Has the lure of material pleasure made us so gullible that a few wads of currencies can prompt us to take up any job at any corner of the world?

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